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Saturday, January 28, 2006

The Product is Gd.
The Salesman spoilt it.
Bad Product Knowledge.
Thus Brand Equity Damaged.

Ki-ang tio ho, mai gei ki-ang.

-.-" i have nothing against Christ Church Christianity.

but i have a PROBLEM with Gospellers.

there are juz these group of people who did not do their homework well before they go around babbling shit, which makes people turn away from Christ more, instead of accepting the gospel.

Shit Gospeller Number 1:

we shall take the church's name as C H.
when i was in pri sch, my little friend asked me to go Sunday School to play. then being innocent n friendly, i agreed. when i go there, i see this chart on the wall.

the chart has got all the children's names who are in that "class". i see loads of star shaped stickers nex to each name.. aft enquiring on how to get the sticker, den i know that EaCh STICKER represents that the kid brought 1 FriEnD.

i do not tink that its the right way to teach the kid right in the beginning of their life lor.
[[u recruit a fren u get reward. the more the better]]
they shld not be taught to expect rewards for gospeling lor.

Shit Gospeller 2:

i went to this cell group with my ex-beau for sake of my senior.
at the end of the session, the leader asked my ex-beau to go church on sunday. my ex-beau said: Aiyo, no time leh..
the leader said: Ask U go Church, u Say No TImE; nex time you want favour from Jesus, Jesus also say no time.

Ma Ass. this contradicts the statement that god loves his children, will not forsaken his children.

Incredible dumb woman.

Shit Gospeller 3:

TODAY. i took cab. the driver HARD-SELL Christianity to me.
First he began with:

wa time flys so fast, its new yr again.

Dumb Me, i replied: ya lor so fast suddenly new yr again. fuk bad step. shld not reciprocate gdwill to chat, at all.

he continued to: why do u tink earth spins?

i said: cos of gravity. [[though i aint sure if thats rite, but i m sure his is distorted.]]

he continued to: no~ ttz wad many ppl thought. its bcos earth spins thatz y we got calculations of 24 hr a day, 7 days a wk, 30 days a mth, 365 a yr~ blah blah blah. cb.

[[ from this part of the conversation onwards to further notice, i only replied with "mmm." n my tone got more annoyed after every other "mmm." ]]

den he blabber on to: well u noe, evryting that occurs is got reason one. [[ for a moment i tot he is going to go gospelling bout buddhism. ]] see this road, this mrt track, these cars, these houses, its becos of a reason thatz y it exist. this road exist cos cars GOT the NEED to run on it. why got car? cos ppl invent~ ttz y got car. see the houses, cos we need to live in it ttz y got ppl build.

[[ at this point in time i was very tempted to say: aft so long i still do not see ur objective, do u mind going straight to the point. ]] {{ n guess wad? other than running round the bush in his speech, he ran round the bush getting me to tanah merah mrt as well. fuk.}}

n he went on: i dunno if u believe in God. but u noe, evryting happen bcos of God. u noe many ppl thought that humans are transformed from monkeys. NO~! human are made from clay n blown by a breath of god! no no no this is wrong man, ppl who believe man n magically transformed from monkey. if i tell u this car is magic out one u wun believe rite~!

[[ fuk. this part of bible i aint sure. i dunno how adam n eve came abt. but can i ask some christian scientist pls, shldnt the sequence be: god made monkeys which transform n strained into human form? ]]

den he came to the part which managed to make all my anger strength to bolt from my toe upwards.

he said: u noe adam n eve? the first pair of human! God told them not to eat the fruits in the garden of eden. but they were disobedient! they ate! so they die! how they die? not physical die of cos, if not why now got us rite? they were disobedient so they have to go to hell! they cannt go back to heaven animore! n us as their descendants will have to carry their sin plus our own sins like eating other living things. [[ other than roman catholics i dun tink all christians are vegan rite.. ]] so we muz believe in God! if we dont believe in God we will die! [[he said mie wang, not die. but i tink he mean die. cos mie wang = destroyed. excuse me?? ]] u noe evryting is in God's hands! he rule the universe! if not why do u tink earth n other planets wun clash?! our cars on the road are clashing evryday! it is God holding the universe, ttz y.

and at the end of the trip, he say: i dont think u believe in God, cos u sound very impatient. though we are still alive now, we are not so worried. but we should not only regret aft we die.[[ ccb i nv scold u very fuken gd liao lor. seldom i so nice one lor when meet fuktards like u. fuktard = fuken retards. ]] so the first thing that came outta my mouth when i alighted was: CCB.

the nex thing i was doing is calling the hotlines to complain. but fuk. i called 65521111, either network busy or cannt get even engaging tone. is engaged tone. same happened to 65521111. see la! merge la! merge liao one down all down. -.-" den i go to tanah merah mrt that taxi stand the board to see the customer service number. i called, but no reference to ani customer service officers. -.-" it said "pls hold our operators are bz at the moment.." 3 times.

fuk i dun care lor, later i wake up i will call again. if cannt i will email them.

muz stop that man lor. if he gospel properly still ok, he lidat anihow.. wa lan eh..

why i wanna complain? not cos he gospel, not cos he hard-sell, not cos he criticise me, not cos he anihow go around the bush. COS HE GOSPELLED THE WRONG WAY.

the only thing i m impressed by this driver is that his command of chinese is good.

at the end of this blog entry, i hereby stress again:

i, DO NOT have anything against Christianity. but i, DO have a problem with Gospellers.

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